Mean Jokes Reddit
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge
The fridge doesn’t moan when you pull your meat out
How are black people and a bicycle similar?
They both only work with chains.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because, they can’t find home
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a nazi
A 90 degree angle
A mate says 'Sugar' is the only word in the English language in where 'su' is pronounced "sh"
I'm not so sure myself.
How many dead baby’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Must be more than 9 anyway, my basement is still dark.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Mexico?
Because it is impossible to find a virgin and three wise men there.
One day I was walking down the street...
I saw a white guy and then punched him and proceeded to get arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer
My friend came home unexpectedly from a tour with the army to surprise his mum.
Kinda nice, all she wanted was a flag.
A bunch of extremely offensive and messed up jokes. If you’re easily offended, click on something else or go sit in your “safe place.”
Q. What’s pink, black, and has 17 nipples?
A. The trash can behind the cancer ward.
Q. What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
Q. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooked can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What was David Bowie’s last hit?
A. Probably heroin.
Q. What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?
A. You can’t take a joke.
Q. Why are women like KFC?
A. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. I added Paul walker on Xbox…
A. But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Q. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?
A. Because he can’t do stand up.
Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill, a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill, and a bunch of black people running down a hill?
An Avalanche, Mudslide, and Jailbreak!
A German man who has just won the lottery is running through the streets screaming happily
But pedestrians and car drivers are gawking at him in utter shock and horror.
Goodness knows why. Maybe it's what he's screaming..."Sechs millionen! Sechs millionen!"
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
An Armenian walks into a bar
"Mind your own business!" Everybody cries.
Based on a true story
Me: Lol i bet your dad is an asshole
My black friend listening to me roast my other friend: I bet yours is a bigger one.
Me: Don't lecture me about dads, Jamal
School for Blacks
A black guy runs crying home to his mom saying “all the other kids in my class know their ABC’s, but I only got as far as H. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied. “It's because you're black”. A couple of days later he runs crying home again. “All the other kids know how to count to 100, but I only got to 32. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied again. “It's because you're black”. The next day he runs home with a big grin on his face saying, “me and the other boys measured our dicks and mine was the biggest. Is it because I'm black?” No, said his mom. “It's because all the kids are 6 years old and you're 29”.
Why are Armenians considered restless dabblers?
Because they're always sticking their noses in everybody's business!
Why are little old ladies so afraid of "manliness"?
Because they think the "Huns" are coming...
Juice Wrld Died?
Guess he passed his Expiry date
What is Juice WRLD's favorite Pizza restaurant?
- Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge