Mean Jokes Reddit
Why don’t we need to pay slavery reparations?
Because we already do, it’s called welfare.
2 redneck children are trading Halloween candy...
Kid 1: Wanna Blow-Pop?
Kid 2: I did yesterday, it's your turn!
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
My Girfriend's mom
I had just taken off her bra when her daughter, my girlfriend, walked into the room. She saw it and screamed loudly at me "What's wrong with you. Why the fuck do you keep wearing my mom's bra".
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They love to crack open a cold one.
My ex Wife is awesome at impressions. She had one were she could dress like herself..
Then impersonate an angry cunt bitch for months, sometimes years at a time...
10/11 people enjoy gang rape
What's the matter with black people?
They're not black and they're no people.
Credit goes to darkkmane
Investigators at the Kobe crash were looking for bodies that day...
"Hey Bob," said one investigator, "can you give me a hand over here?" Bob replied, "Steve if you're serious, I just found one over here."
In the playground with Pakisteve
What's the difference between rape and extortion?
The way you spell blackmail.
What mathematical formula do Jews use to measure time?
Height of the smokestack divided by wind speed
What the difference between acne and a priest
Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face
What’s the difference between a fortuneteller and a nazi?
One has a glass ball and the other has a glass jaw.
What’s worse than ten babies strapped to one tree?
One baby strapped to ten trees.
What is the biggest firework in Japan
The atom bomb
What is the difference between a bullet and a Jewish person?
The bullet gets to come out of its chamber.
whats the difference between a bullet and a jew?
The bullet leaves the chamber
How do you make a baby girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
What do you call a hot chick?
A rape victim.
How does a black women know when she’s pregnant?
She pulls her tampon out and sees that the cotton is already picked.
- Why don’t we need to pay slavery reparations?