Mean Jokes Reddit
What mythological creature do dead babies resemble?
Medusa because looking at them makes me hard.
Today is the most confusing day of the year in Harlem. (repost without typo)
Happy Father's Day.
What's the similarity between a bunch of dead faggots and Disney world?
You can find them in Orlando!
The teacher said we could bring pets to school
so I brought my Desert Eagle
I like my women like I like my cocaine...
...white, skinny, and kept in line with a credit card.
I'm beating cancer. I'm already on stage 4!
why did the african kid get kicked from hogwarts?
for practising negromancy
When my disabled girlfriend broke up with me I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came back crawling
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping.
In the middle of the night Sherlock asks Dr. Watson to look up at the stars, and asks him what he sees. Watson says that he sees millions and millions of stars. Sherlock asks him what he can deduce from this. Watson responds by saying that there is likely some life somewhere out there. Sherlock responds, no you idiot, it means somebody stole our tent.
How many chained up hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently, more than ten, because there's still no light coming from my basement.
What is it called when two men fight over a slut?
Tug of Whore
What do you call a person with Down’s syndrome who is high?
A baked potato
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
idk there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isnt fixed
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team?
The New-York Jets
What’s the difference between 10 dead strippers and a Lamborghini
There isn’t a Lamborghini in my garage
I was trying to have a peaceful drive the other day but there was just so many annoying slopes on the road
But what did I expect, it was China Town.
Whats the difference between a stripper and a child?
Guy two: I don't know, what
Guy one: You sick fuck
What do Jesus and corn dogs have in common?
Both are best served on a wooden stick!
- What mythological creature do dead babies resemble?