Mean Jokes Reddit
What does a gay man have in common with an ambulance?
They both get loaded in the rear then go woo woo.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?
Caviar still comes on little crackers.
What's the worst part of being a black jew?
You get to stand at the back of the oven
I did the Macarena, the Mashed-Potato, the Funky-Chicken and I had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter...
My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed, "Get the fuck off my mother's grave."
Dressing as Jesus for Halloween
I was invited to a Halloween party from someone who I think is really annoying, I gladly accepted the invite. I told her I'll be dressing up like Jesus. Little does she know, I won't be there.
I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist. I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through!!"
A man in the front said, "Thank god! Are you a doctor!?"
I said, "No, that's my fucking pizza!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge?
The fridge doesn't fart when i take out my meat out of it.
Chinese authorities detained a blogger for five days for “being disrespectful to the national anthem
When he gets out, he’ll probably get picked up by the 49ers.
What do you call the father of a Greek boy who was maimed terribly?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guys house. Knock knock, it's the chicken. (This one's not that good)
What’s the different between a chairs and little black girls?
I can’t rape chairs
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom. On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore." I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breath...
As he lay in my arms, I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
I love taking my blind daughter out for drives...
Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog...
Everyone knows how John F. Kennedy died
That one's a no-brainer
My daughter's teacher called me and asked, "Sarah didn't turn up for school today and I was wondering if everything is ok?" I said, "Her mother died last night and I'm afraid she's still trying to get a grip on things."
"Oh no, how's she doing!?" she asked.
"Pretty good actually..." I replied. "She just made breakfast and is on the second load of laundry."
How many jews died in the holocaust?
Wait, is Hitler my dad?
I mean, they both left so suddenly.
who were the first people to win a duos match?
dylan and eric
When I asked my mom if by any chance I was adopted...
She replied, "That's hilarious! Why on earth would we have chosen you!?"
Why did hitler liked going fast in his car?
Because he liked going full gas
I met a furry, whom was dressed as a dog. He told me about how he wanted to be treated like a dog.
So I kicked him
You Should not be racist
Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people
- What does a gay man have in common with an ambulance?