Mean Jokes Reddit
How can a woman make you a millionaire?
If you're already a billionaire
How many blacks does it take to tile a roof?
3 if you peel them thinly.
Why can’t they teach Sex Ed and Drivers Ed on the same day in Mexico?
The donkey can’t be in two places at once
What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and MLK day?
On St. Patrick's day people have fun pretending they're Irish
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
‘Cause anyone who can run jump or swim is already in the U.S
What's a Mexicans favourite sport
It's not rape when someone fucks a feminist without consent...
It's just beastiality.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why are there so many Mexicans in Mexico?
Too lazy to cross the border.
Did you guys hear they're remaking The Matrix, with Liam Hemsworth starring as Neo?
The producers heard he was good at dodging bullets really really slowly.
Today is a terrible day...
to be an Amazon Fire tablet.
Are you organic or recyclable?
Either way, your trash.
Think of a number between 1-100...
Magician: "Think of a number between 1-100, but don't tell me"
Magician: "Is it 96?"
Scouser: "How did you know?"
Magician: "Lucky fucking guess mate"
Two Jews walking down the street …
as they turn the corner a hundred feet in front of them they see some skinheads standing outside the liquor store. The skinheads spot them and start running towards them.
The two Jews panic and one says “Abe, Abe, Before we get mugged here’s that 20 bucks I owe ya”’
Where does a black person go to confess their sins?
The interrogation room
Why wasn't the Chinese man scared when the planes were grounded in Hong Kong?
Because he had no frights.
What’s the difference between a penny and a Mexican
Nothing their both brown and basically worthless
What's the difference between a Dodge Ram in Aberdeen Maryland, and Aberdeen Scotland?
The Dodge Ram in Maryland is a pickup truck. The one in Scotland is what Male sheep do to avoid getting butt fucked by a Scotsman
What is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
One comes back from camp
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make black guys run faster.
Me- plays dance dance revolution upstairs The Jews hiding in the attic confused screaming
- How can a woman make you a millionaire?