Mean Jokes Reddit
Reporter : what’s the best thing about sleeping with twenty nine year olds?
R kelly: there’s twenty of them.
My wife and i decided to commit suicide..
But when she died things started to get positive.
I have come up with a solution for all of the Africans that have to walk ten miles every day to fetch water.
Build the fucking mud huts next to the fucking stream.
This morning at the check out, I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to $56.83 but when she counted out all her change, she only had just under $50. I thought she was probably someone’s grandmother and I’d like to think someone would have helped mine out when she was alive...
She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted and in no time we had all her groceries back on the shelves...
What do you call a prostitute’s pussy?
Muslims are really good at reading.
They can go through 100 stories in a second.
Jussie Smollett is a victim of his own identity
The Jew in him hatched a scheme
The gay in him wanted to be a victim
But it was the black in him that had to take the fall.
Sex is a lot like depression.
Middle class parents don't realize that their children are having it.
What do you do when your daughter tells you she was raped by batman?
Switch to the Spiderman costume.
I saw a guy trying to rape a girl in the park, so i decided to help
She didn't stand a chance against the two of us
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number...
I told her we use names here...
Who should an anti-vaxxer marry?
A pedophile. Because then at least their kids wouldn't die a virgin.
What's hot, sweaty and religious
a muslim in a suitcase
Crossfit for women
When you want to be athletic but not attractive
a man who wants to be a woman fights a woman that wants to be a man...
it was a Clash of Trans
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
My wife got upset when I didn’t like the dinner she made, she needed consoling.
So I bashed her over the head with my PS4
What is a pedophiles least favorite day?
- Reporter : what’s the best thing about sleeping with twenty nine year olds?