Mean Jokes Reddit
Whats the difference between a happy man and a pedophile?
One isnt me and the other doesent fuck kids
Why do I only date black girls?
That way, I don't have to meet their fathers.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them
I had an American exchange student in my school today!
To make him feel right at home, I shot him.
Do blind people dream?
That’s offensive! I’m glad they are not here to see this.
What has six legs and goes "Ho dee doe! Ho dee doe!"?
Three black people running for the elevator.
Stop calling feminists "whales."
Whales are majestic creatures.
I know they say "third time's a charm" but I'm really not looking forward to the next time I get raped.
The Europeans saw a bat and made Dracula.
The Americans saw a bat and made Batman. But those motherfucking Chinese made fucking soup.
Why did Stephen Hawkings’ wife divorce him
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder
What is the best tube for carpenders?
If you donate a kidney
everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys – people start yelling, police gets called – sheesh.
What's the difference between a freezer and a baby?
Freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
How do stop 5 black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball!
Edit: How do you stop*
what is the difference between a scout and a jew
a scout comes back from camp
What's the difference between a bullet and a jew?
Only one makes it out of the chamber
My favorite sex position is the jfk
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car
What's the difference between the Middle East and an American school?
None, both of them get shot up on a regular basis.
My son asked me. “Dad I really like this hot girl I met in class (college) and I want her to fuck me. She does not want to, how do I get her to.” I responded with a simple answer.
“Son, last time I looked your stronger.”
I got kicked out of my apartment yesterday,
Apparently they don’t like it when you dress up, pull out your wheelbarrow and yell out “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD” during these times
What's the difference between santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa Claus goes down your chimney
- Whats the difference between a happy man and a pedophile?