A little boy came home from school one day and told his mother, ”Mom, today I heard some older kids using some words I don’t know the meaning of. Can you tell me what they mean?”

”Sure,” his mother said. ”Just tell me what they are.”

The little boy replied, ”P***y and bitch.”

His mother said, ”No problem. A pussy is a cat, like the neighbor’s Tabby, and a bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy.”

The boy thanked his mother, and then went out to the garage, where his father was working. ”Dad,” he began, ”today I heard some kids using some words that I don’t know the meaning of. I asked Mom, but I don’t think that she gave me the right answer. Can you help me?”

”Sure,” his father replied. ”What are the words?”

”P***y and bitch,” the boy replied.

His father said, ”I thought I told you anytime you have a question like that, you were supposed to ask me, and not your mother, because she can’t handle it.” With that, he reached up on a shelf and pulled down an edition of Playboy magazine, and a magic marker. He then took the marker, and drew a circle around the woman’s genital area. ”Son,” he began, ”everything inside this circle is a p***y.”

”Okay,” his son said, ”but what is a bitch?”

His father said, ”Everything outside this circle.”